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Season 3 - Episode 2. MICHAEL! Dwight: Oh, that's funny. Twice as fast as you would normally go. Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh!

B- A- N- A- N- A- S. We didn't do anything illegal. Creed: When I went over Wednesday, for the spot- check, I got a call from Debbie Brown, saying she has an emergency dentist appointment. Dwight: Emergency dentist appointment. Creed: Now I'm told she told her manager she had the flu. Allen is our most important client..

Allen, I would like to present you with this novelty check, for six months of free paper or 2. I'm very angry. I- -- I could have lost business. Michael: I know, I know you're angry. You. Tube gets a hold of it..

Pam: You know what? Hey Karen. Karen: Hey, Dwight, lookin' sharp. Dwight: Yeah, that's cause I'm.. Everyone here is so upset, you have no idea. And rest assured your voice has been heard.

Okay, I'll be thinking about you all day. Customer service, this is Kelly. Oh my God, I am so sorry, that is so messed up. Everyone here is so upset, you have no idea.

And rest assured your voice has been heard. Okay, I'll be thinking about you all day. Ryan: Customer service, this is Kelly. Oh my God, I am so sorry, that is so messed up. Everyone here is so upset, you have no idea. I'll be thinking about you all day.

Customer service, this is Kelly. Oh my God, I am so sorry, that is so messed up. Everyone here is so upset, you have no idea.

I'll be thinking about you all day. Customer service, this is Kelly. Oh my God, I am so sorry, that is so messed up. Everyone here is so upset, you have no idea. I'll be thinking about you all day. Deleted Scene 2. Michael: The key to a crisis is dealing with it right away.

Like that aspirin company that sent out the poisoned aspirin in the regular aspirin bottles. If you don't act fast, you will lose customers. Deleted Scene 3. Dwight: Hello, CNN? I need to speak to your Scranton- area bureau chief?

All right, then the bureau chief for the Greater Wilkes- Barre area? How about, ah, Lackawanna County. Okay, Northeastern Pennsylvania then.

This is extremely urgent! It's not just typing numbers into a calculator and then it tells you an answer. Oscar: We do a lot more than that. Kelly: Okay, or hand out checks, or whatever it is you do.

Look, I know the reason that you guys became accountants is because you think that people don't like you. But guess what, from now on you guys are not losers! So give yourselves a round of applause. Oscar: I wonder how many phone calls you're missing while you're teaching us to answer phone calls. Kelly: The annex rocks.

They just wanna know that you're sorry. Do that and you'll be fine.

Make sense? Angela: Mm- hm. Kelly: Okay, role- playing time! Angela: Alright, I think I'm trained. Kevin: Ooh, can I be a pirate? Deleted Scene 5. Creed: . You're Creed Bratton, guitar player for Grass Roots in the late 1.

Creed: I am indeed. How'd you know that? Chad Lite: I wrote your obituary. Creed: Oh, oh that's right! Thank you very much, sir . I've been collecting benefits as my own widow ever since. Deleted Scene 6. Andy: Oh, my God!

Jim: Oh, my God! Wow. Andy: I had no idea. Jim: Then you did nothing wrong.

We should go. Andy: How could I not have realized? Jim: She looks older. Andy: Yeah, she does, doesn't she? Jim: No. Andy: She acts older, too. She knows everything about European history, and photosynthesis, and she made me this lanyard with, like, a Fimo clay thing.

She's a real Renaissance woman. Jim: Or a high school girl. And I got out of the car to shake the crumbs off my shirt, and this smoking hot woman comes up and we strike up a conversation. Jim: Oh. You don't have to tell me this. Andy: She lets me buy her and her friends some wine coolers for a dinner party she's going to.

Jim: You shouldn't be talking about that. Andy: I threw in some scratch tickets, 'cause generous guy, and next thing you know we're making out in the woods. Jim: Hypothetically. Hypothetically you were making out in the woods. Andy: No, we were really making out in the woods. Jim: No, can't help you now. Andy: I gotta go talk to her.

Jim: No. D- Deleted Scene 8. Michael: With dissatisfied clients, it doesn't matter what you did. All they wanna hear is that you're sorry. Watch Time Online Full Movie. They're like women that way.

And this client is a woman. So when I say I'm sorry, it will be twice as effective. Deleted Scene 9. Michael: So we're good? Barbara Allen: No, we're not.

Michael: I'm sorry. Barbara Allen: Well, okay. Showtime Full Worth Winning Online Free. But I don't accept. Dwight: . We are infinitely sorry. Barbara Allen: I'm still furious. Michael: You understand?

Bernard Johnson, MD. I'd like to talk with Jamie about a certain heart condition. Diagnosis: broken. Jamie: Get out of here, Andy. Andy: Who's this guy? Jamie: My boyfriend. Andy: You're such a liar.

Spanish Teacher: Sir? You need to get out of here, before I call the police, okay?

Andy: Yeah, maybe you should call the police. See whose side they take. Warning, most cops are dudes.

Jim: Dr. Johnson, we need you in surgery right away. Spanish Teacher: What? Deleted Scene 1. 1Dwight: I don't believe in apologies. When someone in the yakuza makes a mistake, they cut off a portion of their own pinky finger. And in that way, save face. And knowing the Japanese, they probably get an even better prosthetic finger. With a knife you can take out of it, or a screwdriver or a corkscrew.

Deleted Scene 1. 2Angela: Why am I getting all of the bad ones? Kelly: Why can't you just say you're sorry and make them feel better? Angela: I'm not gonna lie and say I'm sorry when the company didn't do anything wrong. That's immoral, and this is ridiculous.

Oscar: Would you, please? Please. Kelly: Well, you have to do what I say, okay? Because Michael put me in charge, even though you're old enough to be my mother. Angela: What? Well what you say is stupid, and your job is pointless. And you're a slut and everyone thinks so. Kelly: Well, you're fired, okay? Go back to accounting, Angela.

Angela: Gladly. I quit. Deleted Scene 1. 3Kevin: If cartoon characters didn't have sex, then how would we get new cartoon characters? From the sex! Allen was our customer. She was wrong. Is that a contradiction? Because she's not our customer anymore.

Deleted Scene 1. 5Pam: Michael likes me to run the camera when he makes his apology videos. My favorite is the one for his mother. Michael: Hey, Mom. Happy birthday, belatedly. Sorry I forgot. I had put it on my calendar and Pam threw that out.

Pam: My personal favorite is the one he made for his condo association. Michael: And without denying the seriousness of the situation, I would just like to remind you that in much of the Netherlands, swimming naked is the norm.

So in Norway, you'd be the weirdos. Deleted Scene 1. 6Jim: Okay, Andy, we need to go. Seriously. Andy: Dude, there she is.

Don't look, don't look. She's sitting with Denise. How am I supposed to do this?

Denise hates me. Jim: Don't do it. Watch You May Not Kiss The Bride Full Movie. Andy: What is your problem, man? Can't you support a bro? That's why you don't have any friends, Tuna. I just, I need.. Jim: That's okay.

Andy: .. your help. I love her. Jim: What? Andy: Yeah. I lo- I love her.

Is this what love is? Listen to it. Andy: Look, okay, just be my wingman. Beer me five minutes. Talk to Denise. She's really into White Russians and whippets. Andy: Jamie, can I talk to you for a second? Jamie: Yeah. I only have a minute.

Jim: . Sorry. Denise: There's nothing to do in this town. Jim: You should take up a musical instrument. Denise: Yeah, I should take up that. Jamie? Jim: Hey, uh, does Mr. Nortman still teach here?

He's a jerk, right? Denise: He's dead. Hey, do you have any weed?

Jim: No, nope. You watch The Hills? What is Heidi thinking? Denise: How old are you? Jim: How old do you think I am? Denise: Forty? Jim: .

What kind of car do you have? Jim: I drive a Saab station wagon. Denise: My dad just gave me his old Lexus. Jim: Really? Way to earn it. Hey, Andy? Andy: What? Jim: Yup. Deleted Scene 1. Dwight: Very well .

I just got a call from Debbie Brown over at the mill. She claims innocence and is willing to come over here and defend herself. Creed: No time. Dwight, I love Debbie Brown. She's a close personal friend.